Passing Thoughts on Sports

All of this pales in comparison to the challenges the world faces, but these thoughts have crossed my mind:

  • Watching the Patriots play defense is like watching Dice K pitch
  • ESPN is the worst thing to happen to sports in 25 years, but they only give what their audience wants
  • NCAA coaches don’t get in trouble for violations, they just move on to other schools
  • Baseball’s going the way of boxing. Unless the hometown team is on, a lousy football game will have more viewers
  • Back to the Red Sox, Ownership needs to run it like a baseball team, not a marketing class. Put a good product on the field and you can tie in other revenue. The promo nights are lipstick on as pig. Emulate the Patriots and stop trying to mimic the Yankees, who have their own issues but oddly less drama.
  • Speaking of the Patriots, Bob Kraft is a class gentleman
  • Good luck to UMass moving to Division One football, especially since they weren’t a great IA program
  • Twitter is a daily reminder that most athletes did not go to college for an education
  • Sports talk radio is Groundhog Day for Monday morning quaterbacks
  • If there’s a strength to the NHL, it’s the ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Every time the league gains in popularity, they have some sort of work stoppage.
  • UNH home hockey games in in the late 70’s were some of the best sporting events I’ve ever attended
  • Baseball players are divas without the vocal range
  • There’s a genuineness to a local road race that you rarely find in other sports.
  • That said, it should be acceptable to tug the earphones out of runners as they clueless step in front of other runners because they don’t hear them coming.
  • As the Islanders are moving from Long Island to Brooklyn, will they change their name to the Burrowers?

Big Bird and Other Endangered Ideas

Mitt Romney wants to get Dick Cheney to shoot Big Bird. The argument can be made that you have to start somewhere and that’s what he seems to be doing. People see it as wasteful spending and it is an easy one to tackle. Federal funding for PBS is $444m which would certainly cover my mortgage but, given the the deficit is $1.1 trillion, foreclosing on Oscar’s trash can is like giving up water as the first step of a diet.

The fastest growing, non-defense, part of the deficit are not these discretionary programs (I’m not saying there isn’t waste there, just slicing up the pie) but the entitlement programs. As the population gets older, more people draw Social Security and fewer pay into it. The levers to fix it are increase social security taxes, increase minimum ages, decrease the corresponding payout percentages or gut the system. No one is going to get elected if they propose any of the above. Medicare/Medicaid is a mess. There’s $2b/year in erroneous billings and fraud. If you paid a company 10% of whatever savings they could clean up, the government would still save $1.8b. Cut fossil fuel subsidies, ethanol subsidies and tighten the purse strings on foreign aid. If they’re not going to make changes or reduce but still want to reduce the deficit, it means higher taxes (either the rate or elimination of deductions like mortgage interest).


You’re an idiot, thanks for voting

Kudos to candidates. They assume the electorate are slack-jawed yokels who will latch onto an idea like a seagull dives for a french fry and, sadly, they correct in this assumption more often than not. A couple of tried and true examples;

  • Drilling for oil in the US will decrease our dependence on foreign oil. Romney has been beating this drum but it’s not as simple as, if I plant tomatoes I won’t have to buy them at the store. The basic economics of this pitch fail. Other oil producing nations can reduce production, keeping the price up. If the producers in the US can get more revenue by exporting, they will and the Government will be powerless to stop them. The worldwide demand continues to grow (see India and China).
  • [Insert Name of Candidate] can create jobs. Unless the government is going to start hiring, the most any Mayor, Governor, or President can do is try to enact policies (a.k.a. tax breaks to companies) to try and get them to hire. GE, for example, pays $0 in taxes. Not much of a carrot for them.
  • Success is individual, failure is someone else’s fault.
  • Don’t let facts cloud your arguments. Whether it’s old data, data taken out of contexts or values that are difficult to disprove, all a candidate needs to do is start spewing numbers to make their version more plausible. Check or

Once elected, the primary job of that person is to get re-elected. The notion that any candidate will commit re-election suicide by taking the needed steps around Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid if a foolish notion. They will try to cut the spending that won’t hurt them in the polls the next time around. The idea of a budget is that you don’t spend more than that amount, but that notion is long gone from not just government but from households.

Focusing on a good cause (or 2)

I had started writing another post leaning toward politics, but have scrapped that for a more positive ramble. Two people who I continue to follow and admire are Bill Gates ( and Matt Damon and his ( Both are doing great things without the selfish fanfare often tied to well known people. I’d encourage everyone to check out their twitter feeds and or web sites. It is certainly a refreshing change from the gaffe hunting and mud slinging of the political season.

Right versus Priviledge

First, if you’re happy with your shape, good for you. Self confidence is a frail quality. The body’s a beautiful thing and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The following comments apply to both men and women. That said, the following items are a privilege, not a right — spandex, thongs, bikinis and “Speedo” swimwear. Just because the items are sold in sizes ranging from 0 to canopy, it doesn’t mean you will look good in them. Men, if your stomach hangs over so low that it covers your entire swimsuit, BUY A longer pair of trunks. I’ve seen women wearing spandex tights that are so stretched my thought is the slightest snag and those things will explode. On a recent vacation a few folks at the pool brought to mind the line from “Family Guy” that it looked like a walrus flossing. Clothing should be comfortable to put on, it should be akin to stuffing a sausage. Think before you buy. When you try the item on and the image in the fitting room mirror looks like a cracked tube of biscuit dough, it’s time to try something else.

Last Candidate Standing

Earlier this year I, somewhat sarcastically, tossed out the idea of using electronic shock in political debates with the idea that every time a candidate lies, they get a shock. The intent isn’t to physically harm anyone but to cut to the chase. Paul Ryan claims to run a sub 3 hour marathon – zing. Joe Biden speaks – zing. Eventually you have the last person standing and you have the one who lies the least.

A few passing thoughts –

  • Every time a chucklehead makes the socialist claim, they should be asked to asked to define socialism to see if they know what they’re talking about and then asked for their timeline for ending social security.
  • For every dollar a SuperPac spends, they should be required to spend $2 to help disadvantaged areas like eastern Kentucky.
  • It is amazing that no one gets asks for facts to substantiate claims. The closest we’ve seen if the dust up over Ryan’s marathon time. The conclusion is that we elect on perception, not fact.
  • Romney’s statement that job retraining will be the responsibility of States and companies means it won’t happen.
  • Neither candidate can create jobs, unless the Federal Government starts hiring. Cutting the corporate tax rate means more cash will be help by companies.

In short, the economic problems can be tied to housing, the largest asset for most Americans. Greenspan, Congress and Wall Street allowed mortgages to be extended well above what folks could afford, housing prices skyrocketed and then the bubble burst. People can’t afford their mortgages, they stop spending (not good in a consumer driven economy) and employers reduce workforces. No corporate tax cut will trigger hiring, only demand will.

Final thought – with few exceptions, Bernie Sanders comes to mind, the primary focus of elected officials is to get re-elected which rarely aligns with what is truly needed.